Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2021 19:27:56 GMT
When Mad Max grew a mullet and started waving a Beretta around an American city I knew right away I had to have one. The Beretta not the mullet. Not even the two lesbians, half naked and handcuffed to a pine tree could sway my thoughts from that gorgeous pistol and I spent the entire movie enthralled by its form. The following day I took my savings, for what they were, being a teenager at the time and a young one at that, off to the gun shop and told them I wanted to buy Mel Gibson’s gun. Needless to say my request was met with a very long stare followed by a snort, and little else. Well that was then, and this is now ….
You can hop on my belt anytime
If there was one gun I’d want by my side during a zombie apocalypse it’d be my Beretta. Why? Because the 92A1 is one big burly bar steward and gets me excited with or without zombies. However finding a plus size dress to fit his peculiar shape has been time consuming compared to the size 10 Glock and trim 1911, unless I wanted to dress him in a sock or something that looked like it had been made out of a hot water bottle. Nothing suited, until it did, and thanks to late night coffee supported internet trawling, spending more money on him than I do the wife, and taking notes on how she buys new shit and hides the wrapping in the bin to pass it off as old, he’s now sporting the DeSantis Thumb Break Scabbard Holster in sexy black leather!
The holster rides high and is presented at an optimum draw angle - if you are happy to wear your pants higher than your grandad.
Its thumb break and tension device allows for a secure carry - useful for when the wife is dragging you back in because you prioritised plinking targets higher than peeling the spuds for dinner.
The holster is available direct from DeSantis in black or tan leather, with or without suede lining, plain or basket-weave finish. There are more options than an iPhone and if you want one you have to call them on an American telephone number and they probably wont be able to understand you anyway.
Gun lovin' - leather shootin’ - rootin tootin’ photo porn!
Trying to get three guns, three outfits, three times the gun-slingin’ goodness together for a photo shoot had to be postponed indefinitely due to my Beretta not having a thing to wear. Well not anymore, the band’s back together and there’s more leather on show than on Kate Beckinsale’s tush during her gone but never forgotten Underworld films.
Better than Christmas day telly: 1969 - 1979 none withstanding
Umarex Beretta Mod. 92 A1 Table Top Review:
Hickok45 shooting Beretta 92:
Kate Beckinsale’s ass:
You can hop on my belt anytime
If there was one gun I’d want by my side during a zombie apocalypse it’d be my Beretta. Why? Because the 92A1 is one big burly bar steward and gets me excited with or without zombies. However finding a plus size dress to fit his peculiar shape has been time consuming compared to the size 10 Glock and trim 1911, unless I wanted to dress him in a sock or something that looked like it had been made out of a hot water bottle. Nothing suited, until it did, and thanks to late night coffee supported internet trawling, spending more money on him than I do the wife, and taking notes on how she buys new shit and hides the wrapping in the bin to pass it off as old, he’s now sporting the DeSantis Thumb Break Scabbard Holster in sexy black leather!
The holster rides high and is presented at an optimum draw angle - if you are happy to wear your pants higher than your grandad.
Its thumb break and tension device allows for a secure carry - useful for when the wife is dragging you back in because you prioritised plinking targets higher than peeling the spuds for dinner.
The holster is available direct from DeSantis in black or tan leather, with or without suede lining, plain or basket-weave finish. There are more options than an iPhone and if you want one you have to call them on an American telephone number and they probably wont be able to understand you anyway.
Gun lovin' - leather shootin’ - rootin tootin’ photo porn!
Trying to get three guns, three outfits, three times the gun-slingin’ goodness together for a photo shoot had to be postponed indefinitely due to my Beretta not having a thing to wear. Well not anymore, the band’s back together and there’s more leather on show than on Kate Beckinsale’s tush during her gone but never forgotten Underworld films.
Better than Christmas day telly: 1969 - 1979 none withstanding
Umarex Beretta Mod. 92 A1 Table Top Review:
Hickok45 shooting Beretta 92:
Kate Beckinsale’s ass: